What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is your review of the Redmi 9A? Is it worth buying?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Hi, I’m Jo. My best friend died 2 years ago today. My husband died 6 months later. So, I’m a depressed mess (we were married 28 years) and can’t shake it. Even my Brother is worried. Some days I don’t do anything, and avoid men cause I don’t want to date. Any suggestions? Thanks for reading.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The people who are 'allergic' to humans - BBC

-”She is very sexyful!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What is the most popular boat rental service in Pompano Beach for birthday parties or special events?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-J W Pepper

-All the bad guys are black.

How do you leave a relationship when you are still in love?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

If Jesus spoke against abortion and prioritized family values, how quickly would he be dismissed as a patriarchal figure by modern progressives?

From Russia With Love

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

I’m a 25 year old teacher teaching at boys school & I have colleagues younger than me. I caught one of my students telling her he wanted her as his teacher instead & it hurt my feelings. They compliment her a lot. It makes me jealous. What do I do?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Ah so!”

Diamonds Are Forever

Has anyone tried bestiality and been caught?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Was Michael Jackson really an innocent person?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Louvre, the world’s most-visited museum, shuts down to sound the alarm on mass tourism - PBS

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker